Sunday, July 17, 2011

Gay Soldiers

* KeyNote I will refer to every branch of the military's ceremonial formal dress uniform as simply dress blues in a lot of cases( Some Branches have evening dress uniforms for galas and balls this would be included).  For the save of visuals I'm using the United States Marine Corps uniforms as examples. Servicemen extends to both soldier's wit manparts or womanparts, not sexist just lazy* 

USMC Dress Blues

I recently got into a bit of a spat with one of my twitter followers. It wasn't anything substantial just some good natured arguing. This year they'd allowed gay servicemen to march in San Francisco's pride parade. Being Canadian seeing a handful of gays marching in the parade is old news, I have no problem with it. However I voiced something I believe to the root of my being. I believe a formal military dress uniform such as the United States Marine Corps dress blues shouldn't be an option for marching in the parade.

Now before every reader gets up in arms over this belief I hold, hear me out. I'm not homophobic, far from it. It has nothing to do with it being a gay soldier wearing a form dress uniform in a gay parade, I'd have the exact same beef if a heterosexual wore the same uniform in a straight pride parade if we had them. This has to do with how I view this one type of 
uniform in every branch of the Canadian, American or any other countries service.

Being a guy with a substantial military family history on both sides of the Atlantic. Maybe I view the uniform different to a lot of people especially non-servicemen which this spat usually happens with.

To me, a soldier's dress blues are a ceremonial uniform which should only be worn to official military events, galas, balls, funerals or presentations. Presentations would extend into holidays that honour the service or fallen soldiers along with educational purposes. The only time I can see a suitable exception to this, one's wedding. However I there are quite a few other uniforms that do the job just fine for showing one's military pride while marching for one's gay pride.
USMC Charlies

If one for whatever reason decided to go all out and wear a uniform that shows one's medals than why not the a service uniform such as the USMC Charlies? 

Most military branches have some uniform with in this classification. The colours are probably different the Air Force would probably have light blue shirts and dark blue pants in lieu of the USMC's khaki and green combo and the hat can vary and pants depending on sex or rank. 

Considering that pride is in the dead of the summer. Most servicemen who decided to go on a pride march would opt out of dress blues and even uniforms like charlie in favour of the Utility uniform.  Because the utility uniform allows for some wiggle room.

USMC Utility Uniform
 
Now the combats/ utility uniform is far more versatile, yes  camouflage is unique to each branch of the military. The utility uniform allows your to remove the jacket and just wear a branch issued t-shirt, roll the sleeves up and frankly camo is distinctly rugged and sexy while still being fun. Come to think of it in Toronto it looks like most of the soldier's opt for their utility uniforms and often forgo the jacket. What I like about the utility uniforms personally for something like pride is to the untrained eye all the branches look about the same. They become one large unit visually, something gay servicemen had to do in order to get that ability to serve openly. Navy, Marine, Army, Airforce all had to work at the same goal in one cohesive unit. Achieving that unified look could never happen with any other issued uniform because all the branches have drastically different dress uniforms.

Thats just my thoughts on that.

Friday, July 15, 2011

The Ever Growing List of Insults

I have 1 channel on youtube that I use for vblogging and reviewing product sent me way. I don't know but this particular channel has become a hot spot for dumb ass poser bitches that like to spread their venom.  I decided to compile a list of these insults and remind myself that I'm better than that.

These are just a few of my personal faves:


" ya really the dude that does this vid is one of the most weird looking ppl ive ever seen.. VERY UGLY!!!!! "( Submitted By: TheSnowKing21)
" you don't deserve to wear a flat brimmed hat, now go fuck yourself"  (Submitted by: TheBrosFlow)
" wat a fag hahahah its "pathetic" he has a buz lightyear toy on his shelf " (Submitted by: thecewcrew)
" fuck off hoe u dont do shit to deserve a skullcandy sticker u have the room of a pre pubesent fuck oh thats exactaly wat u r" ( Submitted By: thecewcrew)

I probably should feel insulted over these remarks but frankly I just find them dumb. The people are spend the most time cutting other people up for the videos are the ones who've never put themselves out there. Trolls who either have zero videos or video compilations of their video games. Ironically all of these were from one video.

Bullying Bites but at least I can say the bullies I faced in grade school had the balls to do it to my face. No body went online to bully people they've never met. Wow times change and youtube bullying is lame.

If your going to cut up my video, cut up " THE VIDEO" not me because it accomplishes nothing just ends up in my blog for me to look back on and laugh.


 
  




Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Boys, Balls and Justin Bieber

Thats Right, I went there!

At this point if somebody doesn't know who Bieber is their living in a warzone bunker 300 meters below the ocean with no connection to the outside world. I'm not a " Belieber" so this isn't a post of Bieber glorification. However this isn't a bieberslam either. This is all about the backlash that boys in the general public receive because they just happen to listen to Bieber. I stress boys because it's normally the young guys and even girls who make the biggest fuss when a guy listens to Justin Bieber because kids are cruel and they have not hit that point in life where people just listen to music they like because of the music and not so much because of it's popularity. Not to mention adults just don't care whats on the other guys playlist beyond the possibility of finding a new song they may like.

Personally I'm not a fanboy, I knew about Stratford long before I knew about Bieber. I also knew about Bieber before most of the world..." Go Warriors" but none of this is important. The important thing is, I Listen To Justin Bieber.

I've sustained quite a bit of flack for it. Because you know everyone who listens to Bieber is a pre-teen girl, lesbian or a gay guy. I have go to say, I'm check that list and for some reason, I'm not falling into any of those. There are a lot of grown women who listen to some of his music, straight men, pre-teen boys who listen to the Biebs. There are musicians, dancers, athletes, construction workers, soldiers, teachers, girl guides, cub scouts and cadets and brownies who listen to him. It looks like there is a lot more of a spectrum to the Biebers audience.

If a guy happens to have some Bieber on his iPod it doesn't mean he's got a boy crush, doesn't mean he's gay or in the closet, doesn't mean he's a pedophile and it doesn't mean he's lost his balls! It probably means he finds some of his songs good.

I'm Hutch and I Listen to Justin Bieber.

P.S

I didn't play on the Stratford Warriors with Justin. He played divisions below me when I played two seasons in Stratford. He was actually a solid skater if memory serves me correct.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Getting Busted without Getting Busted

Skater: Ryan Mergl, Photographer: Hutch Gibbs
It's been a long term goal of mine to produce a full-length skateboard movie, it's proven to be no easy task. I'm used to being a one man team when it comes to my personal edits or two man teams when it comes to collaboration edits. I'm completely in uncharted territory with this one. I'm working with multiple people, multiple filmers, photographers and skaters. Today in Toronto has really put that into perspective for me....but thats a story for another day.

My trip to Toronto ties in with the general theme of this post, Getting Busted but not Actually Getting Busted.  When your the run of the mill regular joe filming in Toronto is a completely different entity and it's something I've learnt these past four years.  Despite people capturing news on their cell phones in the blink of an eye and amateur photographers swarming the city the process of actually filming in Toronto is cock blocked to a degree. We can't exactly film without going through Toronto Bureaucracy and filming offices, which we never do.

The thing with filming tricking and skateboarding it's an activity that either has the potential of damaging property when skateboarders are ignorant and tricking damages nothing but people often believe we'll sue them if we get hurt. A lot of places will sick security on us or pull one of these " do you have a permit" bits in the parks while they've walked by several people filming their kids riding bikes and so forth who you know don't have permits because they are filming on cell phones. The second you have a semi proper camera involved and anything extreme your getting busted because somebody will complain.

A long the way I have learned if you just apologize and say you didn't see any signage and pack up and head out, your not going to run in to any real trouble because most places have some sign in an obscure corner a skater isn't going to see and even more places have none and assume they we'd assume we can't be around it because it's pretty or whatever. The skaters who stay and argue the point it results in the cops coming out to play. Nobody wants to get busted while trying to make things happen as a young  person with projects that take money none of us have not to mention nobody wants to invest in. At least when we use our god given manners we can go back to a place enough times to get the footage and never be a real problem.

Friday, July 8, 2011

If I were in Your Underwear Drawer

I'd probably be these boxer shorts if I were in your underwear drawer. Not exactly your sexy shorts built to impress and definitely not your flashy thong thats probably undependable in a lot of situations. Not your traditional white briefs that are sturdy. I'm the comfortable ones, Your sunday funnies. Dependable if a little flashy.

Yeah I'm Your Joes